Seneca Middle School

Literally the worst middle school in Macomb County. Full of kids that vape, smoke pot, 1/2 them are not even virgins, and it's full of douchebags and fuckboys. Most of the girls try way too hard to look thicc. And the teachers don't give a shit about any of the students or fights going. They just suspend people for literally no reason left and right

Person 1- Yo did you hear about that one kid that got expelled for smoking and fight on school grounds? That's wack for a 14 year old kid
Person 2- What did you expect it's Seneca Middle School

by Yaboi56VIS_DAS.beanie June 3, 2019

Ridley Middle School.

This school is the definition of shitty. A good portion of the teachers will deadname you, the food is absolute dog shit, its filled with pick-me girls and “homiesexuals”. Fights happen like every other day, it’s crazy. Not to mention the declining mental health of a good portion of these students, including myself. However, if you’re fruity, there are at least two or three other fruity kids in your classes. So you’re good there. But besides the fact that you might make some pretty good friends, this school is a raging hell.

“Hey what school do you go to?”
“I go to Ridley Middle School.”
*Slowly shuffles away

by ur-momsnew_gf March 11, 2022

willoughby middle school

That one school that your friend goes to.

Wait you go to willoughby middle school

Nah

by nOt_PoRkEr October 17, 2019

ridgley middle school

The whitestmiddle school you'll ever see. You can even tell by the name. If you're not white, or play lacrosse and do cringe white dancing in class then your not popular. The teachers aren't that bad, but there's a few that really annoy people. And the ugly ass gray lockers are like 1 inch wide and you can't fit anything in them. And of course we have Dora the Explorer as our vice principle!

Anita: What middle school did you go to?
John Smith: I went to the whitest school ever.
Anita: Ridgley Middle School?
John Smith: Yeah, how did you know?
Anita: Cause you said it's the whitest school, and plus your name is pretty white so...

by Shell_a April 23, 2018

Brambleton Middle School

A rich, snobby, white kid school where only 10% of the kids are actually white. Each grade is progressively worse and each comes with its own mental illness. The 6th graders are convinced that there cool, but all have an abnormal fear of both the bell and the 8th graders. They wander around with enough Starbucks to last at least 3 years and would never even attempt going to school without their daily 8 cups of coffee. The 7th graders are extremely loud and obnoxious, always trying to make everyone else jealous and convinced that the other grades care about the different "dramas" going on in their grade. They have decided that they are the most popular kids in school and thus try and act like they are leading everyone else to just be embarrassed for them. The 8th graders have given up, both on themselves and everyone else, and no longer do any sort of work in class. PBL learning means teachers don't have to teach, so it's not like anyone is learning anyway. The history teachers throw stuff around, and the English teachers have given up trying to get students to understand that plagiarism is bad. The school has only been open for a couple of years and has already been a complete failure, the kids have all given up, and the teachers all wish they didn't have to work here.

The bathrooms at my school smell like failure and vape.

Oh, you must go to Brambleton Middle School.

by respecthedripkaren October 29, 2019

Delsea Middle School

Delsea middle school. The school were sluts and jockies run around calling eachother faggots and telling eachother to go die. Fun right? Girls will go on and on about their fuck ass uggs and pink cloths, and boys will go on about how much they want to have sex with the girls. Also, only a certain amount of students are allowed in the bathroom at once, so there is pretty much always a line in the hall. Some kids even sneak drugs and other dangerous shit in. Then there’s the nerds and artists. The shy ones. But they are literally the only nice ones in this school so if you want friends you should start talking to the art geeks and nerds.

Life in Delsea Middle School:
Delsea Boy: Omg she is so fucking hot
Delsea Girl: Omg look at my fucking uggs they are so cute!
Delsea Nerd: Hi I’m the only nice one here I’ll be your friend.
Random: nvm I’ll just leave this place is too messed up....

by Becca_Draws January 7, 2019

Presidio Middle School

Best public middle school in San Francisco, full of the coolest fuckers you'll ever meet. The coolest people are the 7th grader with the hair, that teacher that says things and of course that guy that talks. Also has a fucking awesome yard.

"I went to Presidio Middle School as a kid."
"Ohh, that explains a lot.."

by Yetch_ January 18, 2022