goat sausage

a man with lots of whit pubic hair. looking identical to a goats penis

awe look at that old guy. bet he has a goat sausage

by ksks1996 January 27, 2011

Thug Sausage

Someone similar to the shlong patrol, but has no penis, and no face

or

someone who can sing good.

You are not a member of thug sausage you fat kid.

by smith March 13, 2003

gypsy sausage

Gypsy Sausage refers to a penis foreskin that is so long and stretchy, it can conceivably stretch from one town to the next.

This guy had so much Gypsy Sausage down there, it took me longer to untangle my tongue from it than it did for me to blow him.

by gypsysausage May 13, 2018

sausage breath

The smell if your breath after sucking dick

That bitch has sausage breath !

by Ubby1013 March 29, 2016

foreign sausage

Guys from another dorm. Used in a derogatory sense towards men who are trying to get into a party at a neighboring all-male dorm when there already aren't enough women to go around.

"You guys don't live here"
"So? There's a huge party here; we thought we'd come mooch your women and your beer"
"Dude, no foreign sausage"

by AngelaH May 12, 2008

sweater sausages

Boobs. Lung protectors, jello molds, double lattes, bald commuters, mre's, whoopie cushions, frontal lobes, juggies, ....

Q: 2nd funniest name for boobs?
A: Sweater sausages

by vk31337 May 3, 2011

sausage boy

An Indian cocain dealer who lives in the hood of north Latvia whose children are named Lamp and Blanket (in indian of course).

Person 1: Did you call sausage boy? i need my fill (of cocain).
Person 2: Yeah, he's on his way.

*Conversation originally held in Latvian

by itsbritneyyybiatchhh November 4, 2018