dutch mushroom

Occurs when you pull your donger out of the poop-chute during anal, and only the tip is covered in shit.

I pulled out, looked down at my dick, and realised I had become the owner of freshly formed dutch mushroom.

by dootzero September 17, 2021

Mask Mushrooms

The growths you get on your face from wearing a mask for too long… thanks Covid life!

I’ve been wearing this mask all week I’m breaking out in mask mushrooms

by Maskedone September 28, 2021

Mushroom head

When you slap the top of a womans head with the head of your penis and it puts a big stamp that looks like a mushroom on her head.

Jake: i just mushroom headed your girl
JJ: no you didnt your cappin

by MrSlappaH December 28, 2018

floating mushrooms

A jellyfish

Italian guy: look there, there are some floating mushrooms!
American girl: that’s just a jellyfish.

by Fep October 14, 2023

mushroom <3

The prettiest most handsome boy on this planet with the most gorgeous dimples ever♡

I love you Mushroom <3

by Bub♡ November 2, 2021

Mushroom

Someone who's kept in the dark and fed shit. Like a mushroom.

They treated me like a mushroom. They kept me in the dark and fed me shit.

by BayesianBits August 1, 2017

mushroom cheeseburger

The culmination of every achievement of mankind, condensed into a 8 ounce dish.

dang bro, this Mushroom Cheeseburger is pretty good

by ymes May 13, 2024