The female equivalent to Destroy Dick December.
Starting 12AM March, bust a squirt everyday until 12AM April 1. On March 1, squirt once, on the second, squirt twice, and on the third, squirt three times... etc.
No Finger February is a training for Mortal Masturbation March.
Starting 12AM March, bust a squirt everyday until 12AM April 1. On March 1, squirt once, on the second, squirt twice, and on the third, squirt three times... etc.
No Finger February is a training for Mortal Masturbation March.
by creatorMortalMasturbationMarch November 13, 2018
Get the Mortal Masturbation March mug.Post-masturbation Depression, A.K.A. PMD, is the feeling of depression, and sadness that you just molested yourself. When you have PMD, the victim loses all of his/her sexual appetite.
Mark: Hey Kyle want to go to a strip club?
Kyle: No thanks, I just jerked it and have the worst case of Post-masturbation Depression
Mark: Lame...
Kyle: No thanks, I just jerked it and have the worst case of Post-masturbation Depression
Mark: Lame...
by Jmg826 May 28, 2009
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by IW64 April 18, 2019
Get the Off the grid masturbation mug.the stimulation or manipulation of one’s own ego by way of using object-oriented code in places where it has no advantage instead resulting in unnecessary complication and bloat.
Objective: Sum two numbers and print the result in the format “The answer is: X” where X is the sum of the two numbers:
Object-oriented masturbation solution:
function MathLib(){
this.answer = null;
}
MathLib.prototype.sum = function (x,y){
this.answer = x + y;
}
MathLib.prototype.getAnswer = function(){
return this.answer;
}
function Printer(){
this.preText = ”;
}
Printer.prototype.setPreText = function(str){
this.preText = str;
}
Printer.prototype.out = function (str){
document.write(this.preText + str);
}
// To run
var math = new MathLib();
var print = new Printer();
math.sum(1,1);
print.setPreText(‘The answer is: ‘);
print.out(math.answer);
Object-oriented masturbation solution:
function MathLib(){
this.answer = null;
}
MathLib.prototype.sum = function (x,y){
this.answer = x + y;
}
MathLib.prototype.getAnswer = function(){
return this.answer;
}
function Printer(){
this.preText = ”;
}
Printer.prototype.setPreText = function(str){
this.preText = str;
}
Printer.prototype.out = function (str){
document.write(this.preText + str);
}
// To run
var math = new MathLib();
var print = new Printer();
math.sum(1,1);
print.setPreText(‘The answer is: ‘);
print.out(math.answer);
by a304681 March 7, 2010
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Boots:" dam dude that post masturbation snooze had me out for at least 2 hours. it was amazing and my cock feels great."
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The Humane Society commercial is my favorite emotion(al) masturbation material. That shit has me crying all night.
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Get the emotion(al) masturbation mug.Someone with the urge to constantly touch themselves in unknown places. Particularly when they have a vajay jay like chewbacca.
Jess: ew rach stop doing that, chewbacca has been fed.
Rach: he needs more. Always more. Anyway I have an excuse, i am a chronic masturbator don't you know!
Rach: he needs more. Always more. Anyway I have an excuse, i am a chronic masturbator don't you know!
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