Swiss Law

Named after the famous Swiss Brand, maker of most notably pocket knives. The Swiss law is the correlation between the lifespan of a/an product/object and the time it takes for it to be outdated. This is most obvious in electronics whre Moore's Law is also applicable but is also found in auto industry. If someone where to plot out the lifespan versus outdatedness the graph would roughly symbolize negative correlation where the apex being Current and the Beginning of Lifespan. Then both decrease exponentialy. To conclude, the Lifespan doesn't determine if it will become outdated.

John ,"Ahh, man. My computer is way outdated but it's Lifespan is supposed to be 5 years."
Fred ,"That sucks dude, should of thought about the Swiss Law."

by Lefan Markus February 5, 2009

Barbara’s Law

If something can be made worse in any way by continuing to fuck with it. See also Murphy’s Law and False Perfectionism.

I wish she would just stop. We are well into Barbara’s Law at this point

by Titonymous September 19, 2018

Dylan's Law

The law created by Dylan which states that when a person has consumed a certain level of alcohol or any other substance and has the need to throw up, that person has the right and obligation to do so.

"Yo scott, I may yak, but I really don't want to."
"Bro, u gotta follow Dylan's law and go through with it."
"Good shit Scott."

by Flammingyoung June 26, 2017

eskimo-in-law

When you have sex with someones partner’s sibling.

You had sex with my girlfriends sister? Dude now where eskimo-in-laws!

by 1234556780 November 13, 2019

Tim's Law

In Apples to Apples, Tim's Law refers to the ever frustrating occurrence of drawing a card that would have perfectly fit the meaning of the previous card played.

Judge: All right, the next card is "smelly."
Player 1 (thinking): Well, I don't have any great matches, I'll just play this one.
(draws "Skunk")
Player 1: TIM'S LAW!!!!!!
(weeps)

by HoosierMan May 4, 2010

Law Of Swearing

Never should you ever use actual swear words or replacement ones in the same sentence or sentence following shortly after. It is uncalled for and inexcusable. This should be an actual law.

"What the Fudge!? Fuck you, man!" The Law of Swearing being broken. NO NO.

by TheCrazyMadHatter January 25, 2017

Shiva's Law

Whatever women say is true abut all men is usually true about themselves. Epic levels of gender projection.

- Men just aren't in touch with their feelings!
- But why are you crying?
- .....I don't knooooow!!
- Wow lady, that's Shiva's Law

by Anna_Cherry June 13, 2016