father pillow

the not-so-subtle way of stating you will not be waking up before 10A.M. to attend church on a sunday.
Either A: because you are too hungover from the events that unfolded the previous evening.
B: you're just too lazy to be waking up that early.

You have 1 New Text Message

MOM: so ill see you in the morning service?

YOU: sorry momma but ill be preying to father pillow tomorrow morning.

by lilmamma43345 May 12, 2010

Father

Some guy who porked your mom then left only to come back 18 years later for your money

Kid: hey are you my father?

Mexican guy: gladly I'm not

by Racist white guy November 14, 2021

Fathering Adventures

A cult formed by a disgusting bloke called Darren Lewis in order for adults to fiddle with young kids

That guy was arrested for the interest in fathering adventures

by theos a fat dog August 9, 2018

Shaken Father Syndrome

When a man deals with poorly behaved children but must suppress his rage to the point his hands shake uncontrollably.

Dylan's kid won't stop screaming. Don't hand him a drink, he's got Shaken Father Syndrome

by shaken father August 18, 2023

Father fundy

Father fundy is used in a dsmp roleplay server to define the ownership of Father fundys children

Oh yeah father fundy adopted me

by Simping for my bestie May 28, 2022

Father And Mothers Infections Around (Mafia)

What I call homo-sapiens who have cystic lesions.

Person 1: Do you have a cystic lesion?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are a "Father And Mothers Infections Around (Mafia)".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 13, 2025

father beans

dads testicles

Half of a baby comes from father beans

by Howboycat December 6, 2021