The Dirty Lenny

The sexual act of combining the shocker with cunnilingus. Make sure your hands are clean and your fingernails are trimmed because if you want to be doing it right you'd better have excellent personal hygiene. This position works best while prone, make sure you are giving consistent g spot pressure and are breathing through your nose. This is the supreme way of treating your partner with foreplay.

Dave: Doing anything special with your wife for Valentine's day?
Greg: I'm gonna bless her with The Dirty Lenny and make her cum a bunch so that she doesn't feel so bad about my otherwise general sexual laziness.

by The Dirty Lenny March 15, 2021

Dirty sol

When you stare your friend’s dates and break their kneecaps just so they can suck your dick while their foot is up your ass.

Sacha I swear I am going to give that man a dirty sol

by Ur1QPlusOne May 4, 2020

Dirty Merchant

A person who gets so drunk and passes out, that the next day you can tell them that they blew you and they will believe you.

Cole says: "Hey Alex, you blew me last night."

Alex says: "Well Cole, I believe you, but please don't tell anyone!"

Cole says to other people: "Alex is such a Dirty Merchant that he believes he blew me last night!"

by Ihaspotpaiz January 25, 2016

Dirty Ikhira

The act of taking random objects and shoving them in your anus for pleasure.

Where are carrots ? I think someone did a dirty ikhira

by Dirty ikky November 12, 2020

dirty dunce

After you do sexual work with a one night stand "hobag", (this must be done at his or her home), go to the corner of his or her room, take a dump, wipe your ass with his or her underwear, leave the underwear next to the victim, and leave.

Dude, I ended up bangin that ho last night. I had to poop when I was done, so I dirty dunced the pig.

by Droops June 10, 2008

Dirty marj

Giving “yourself” a spider man finger blast.

I was walking down the street and seen a dirty marj through a window

by Weepatsy69 January 17, 2022

Dirty Darron

The most vile of sexual acts, far to explicit to fully define. It involves regurgitating swallowed semen and using it as lubrication for anal fore play.

"I thought we were finished, but then she asked if I wanted to give her a Dirty Darron."

by WirdSmith717 December 23, 2016