by The Real Fish May 26, 2019
Get the Dirty Tadhg mug.A young cougar in the making, loves men under the age of 15 and has a taste for lammkött. She is a woman with self proclaimed high standards, but all she is after is za children. She is a real blond with brains to mach her victims.
by F_u_cougar_madde April 24, 2022
Get the Dirty Madde mug.Hes the act of spitting milk into a girls coochie (thinking he’s the absolute sex machine, which he is), while doing so he is wanking so hard his “milk” squirts so high, it falls back into his mouth and spits that in too !
by Freddie’s panties 1234 October 16, 2021
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by Kyboy43..of..the.. 606 December 11, 2020
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Girl 1: Wow, where did you get your pubes done?! They look fabulous.
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Girl 1: Amazing...Truely.
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by TheFlattyLord April 23, 2022
Get the Dirty Garth mug.A Dirty Shaymus is when you put your bong into someones asshole and light a bowl while the recipient sucks in with their ass. After the bowl is finished the recipient farts out the smoke and the person who lit the bowl sucks the air out of the asshole.
by lunydusterman November 24, 2020
Get the Dirty Shaymus mug.Even though she may be a genuine person and is always expressing her feelings, she fails to mention her freaky side. She can go down whenever and no one knows (it’s basically a secret talent)
by northwesteastsouthwest April 12, 2020
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