Cream Collection

The female equivalent of the male term Spank Bank

My boyfriend sent me some pretty hot videos tonight. I now have new material for my Cream Collection.

by Smoosh35 February 4, 2020

Cream monster

When you cream on her or him

Your a Cream monster

by VainyBrain May 28, 2021

cream tie

When cum hits the neck and drips down the chest.

“Dude, it had been so long, when I was masturbating last night, I totally cream tied myself. “

“Bro, I tried to jizz on her tits, but totally gave her a cream tie.”

by Bill Simonsonson November 9, 2019

Pissing cream

Your girl is peeing and giving a blow job

My girl gave me a pissing cream last night

by Smurfasaur November 28, 2018

beav cream

The substance you find in your pubic hair after a long night of sex or masturbation. Vaginal discharge.

Amy had a lot of beav cream after her long night with daddy.

by Monikabishop February 19, 2022

Scrooche cream

Alcohol based disinfectant liquid used for cleaning the scrotum and guiche (collectively 'scrooche') on long hikes/ walks when soap and water are not available - to prevent unsanitary sweaty conditions in the groin region which lead to infection and consequent unpleasant itching.

Note: Burns.. alot. place liberal amounts on genitalia when cleaning.

Hiker 1 and 2 after entering tent at end of a days hike:

Hiker 1: 'ohhh man pass the scrooche cream, my groin is saturated'

Hiker 2: ' Wouldn't want anything growing down there'

Hiker 1: 'OHHH FUCK. THE BURNNNNNNNNN'

by Jamzig May 25, 2011

Dream Cream

Dream Cream is the magical secretion that comes prior to nap time.

Brooke make me sleepy after I give her the dream cream.

by HT?V June 8, 2018