Marmite Banana

The aftermath of a messy anal session I.e. A penis covered in fecal matter.

I was left with a proper marmite banana last night after Lesley let me put one up her shitter

by Eddie_ed April 19, 2017

Banana Snatch

A Banana Snatch is term that can be used instead of the word whore.

You damn Banana Snatch leave me be.

by Sir Warezz October 17, 2019

Banana Jamboree

Code word for bj.

Some girl gave Billy a Banana Jamboree.

by All the pseudonyms are taken May 13, 2009

banana fuck

When one tends to fuck you with a banana and you have a orgasm.

Sally: John gave me the best banana fuck last night.

Jen: He also banana fucked me!

by LOPI February 17, 2014

the Banana Check

The Banana Check consists of taking a perfectly ripe yellow banana and inserting 1/5th of it into your anus to determine your need to take a shit. If it comes back clean, then there is no need. If it comes back brown, it's time to go.

Rafael was about to leave when he felt pressure build in his stomach. Rafael did the Banana Check to determine if he had to shit or if he just needed to pass gas. The Banana Check came back brown signaling the approaching shitstorm.

by BaconBlitz May 21, 2020

Banana Hat

A slang word used to refer to a condom. Usually refers to a condom which is a complete spoof or is ridiculously short. Can be found in cheap thrift stores around China and in your uncle's sock drawer.

Fuckboy 1: Hey bro, I pegged this girl I met in a bar last night in the ass. It was the most wonderful anal sex I've ever had.
Fuckboy 2: Man, I got drunk and did the same to some random bitch off the street. It turns out, I got a banana hat instead of an actual working condom. Now she's fucking preganant.
Fuckboy 1: That's why you always go anal. No banana hats to worry about.

by GoingInDry August 14, 2019

Banana Stuffer

when you put a condom on a banana and mash it and then freeze it and use it as a dildo

girl) i just made a banana stuffer
boy) ew

by Jerome steven December 6, 2016