Two Weeks Notice

Back in the day, when employers gave a fuck about their workers, when someone left a company, they told their boss two weeks before they were leaving that they were going to leave, as a courtesy.

"I just got a job somewhere else, so I'm about to give my Two Weeks Notice. You're the first to know!"
"Fuck that shit! That shit ended in the 1980s! We're in a retail economy now. Just send them an email and peace out."

by Publius0987 April 12, 2025

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Gooch Week

The bit in between Christmas and New years Day

Arghhh you're working during Gooch week? That sucks!

by 50ShadesOfTommy December 28, 2018

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3 weeks

A time when a boy doesn’t talk to you or “ghosts” you for 3 weeks.

“He’s pulling a 3 weeks, should we break up?”

by Sunflowers45 July 8, 2019

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Safety Week

A period of time, usually a week, that is used when "taking a break" from ones relationship in order to hook up with some other partner. Used in conjunction with a semi-truth or lie about why said break is needed, the safety week adds a period of time to the "initial break" to serve the purpose of appearing like the break was actually needed, and not thought up for the pleasure of "cheating".

How are you and Sarah doing?

-Ok, i wanna hook up with my friend over summer vacation so I'm gonna tell Sarah I need a break and then get with that other chick.

Won't it seem suspicious that you want to get back with Sarah RIGHT after you get back from vacation? You should use a safety week or two.

by Bumble-Puppy June 22, 2011

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The White Man Did It In One Week

When a clapped ass white guy is dating the finest Asian woman alive.

"HOLY SHIT BRO YOU SEE KYLE'S GIRLFRIEND?"

"ONG BRO The White Man DID IT IN ONE WEEK"

by Bernardo is comp at soccer November 9, 2023

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Shark week

The time of the month when every girl gets really bad mood swings and continue to cry over absolutely nothing, the average female will have the ability to eat an unhealthy amount of food and not go up a few ibs

“Hey are you okay?” AM I OKAY????? NO IM NOT OKAY ITS SHARK WEEK!!!!!

by Xoxo..x.gossipgirl October 2, 2022

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