Description of the shaft of a penis i.e. the bit that is rubbed during masterbation. Used as an insult likening the victim to the penis.
by Honest John May 8, 2004
Get the wank shaft mug.When you shank someone with your wank or they shank you with your wank. Or the other person grabs a sharp object and shanks you in the wank or you do that with an object to the other person.
by Doun Sin Drum Jey March 11, 2017
Get the wank shank mug.To be so cold while jacking it off that your genitalia becomes frosty, giving you a unique tingling feeling.
Jimmy had a frosty wank in his backyard while watching Joe bang his brand new drum in the snow.
Jimmy: Your drum playing is really making me want to have a frosty wank.
Joe: I'll bang it harder then
Jimmy: Your drum playing is really making me want to have a frosty wank.
Joe: I'll bang it harder then
by ThisUsernameWasTaken December 14, 2015
Get the frosty wank mug.The Tiny bladder that contains sperm. Alledged to only hold enough for around 7 wanks.
7 also being the mystical number of wanks before you hit the "wank barrier"
7 also being the mystical number of wanks before you hit the "wank barrier"
"I got up to seven wanks tonight but I just couldn't cum no more!...Think I emptied the wank bladder!"
Or:
"I tried to get past seven wanks but hit the wank barrier"
Or:
"I tried to get past seven wanks but hit the wank barrier"
by combatstig March 15, 2009
Get the Wank Bladder mug.Quick and intense self gratification, usually performed spontaneously anywhere, outside or at work. Once aroused by erotic stimuli ie. co worker, billboard model or you just have too...
by jazrowjo August 3, 2009
Get the Commando wank mug.Stains of busted nuts from multiple wank sessions. Typically in the form of dried up nut. The kind your mom finds in the carpet, on bed sheets, in a gak towel or in a tube sock.
Mom: What is all this flakey, crusty stuff in your sock? This thing could stand on its own.
Son: It’s just my wank-stains. Don’t wash it. I like the rough feel.
Mom: You sound like your father.
Son: It’s just my wank-stains. Don’t wash it. I like the rough feel.
Mom: You sound like your father.
by Eaton Holgoode January 5, 2018
Get the Wank-Stains mug.The act of masturbation in which the climax, being an orgasm or ejaculation, is perfectly in sync with some sort of auction (eBay etc).
Created at around the very beginning of eBay, in London, when auctions became affiliated with computer systems. The year of 1995.
Created at around the very beginning of eBay, in London, when auctions became affiliated with computer systems. The year of 1995.
by monkeywithamelon March 17, 2013
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