Canned Bread

It’s beer.

(Watching spongebob at age 7)
Dad what’s canned bread!

My dad with a huge ass grin on his face:
Beer!

by SkullyBoiBrody May 25, 2021

canned pork

Reference to Spam, but with an internet context, such as a "spam" topic on a forum.

That new user's post was nothing but canned pork.

by Ozzy_Oswalt January 14, 2008

Slop-Can

A messy or disorganized person.

"Hey slop-can! Your room is a mess!"

by Graham December 10, 2003

Gas-canning

When you have warts in your hand and you finger blast a girl and it makes the noise a gas can nozzle does when it goes in and out of the can.

Wyatt was gas-canning his girlfriend last night.

by Dr.Doe June 19, 2018

Can man

A can man is someone that likes to take it in the rear by a man named shaq

Brandon is can man

by MonkeyMMan69 January 23, 2021

Can Opener

The can opener is when the male proceeds to do her from behind and puts both thumbs in her butthole.

I was boning my girlfriend and decided to perform the can opener.

I still smell her ass on my thumbs now.

by Jim lahey69 October 12, 2020

Can be friends

Can be friends is another way of saying peers

Where are your can be friends

by AnonyVenom November 20, 2020