Seneca Middle School

Literally the worst middle school in Macomb County. Full of kids that vape, smoke pot, 1/2 them are not even virgins, and it's full of douchebags and fuckboys. Most of the girls try way too hard to look thicc. And the teachers don't give a shit about any of the students or fights going. They just suspend people for literally no reason left and right

Person 1- Yo did you hear about that one kid that got expelled for smoking and fight on school grounds? That's wack for a 14 year old kid
Person 2- What did you expect it's Seneca Middle School

by Yaboi56VIS_DAS.beanie June 3, 2019

Ridley Middle School.

This school is the definition of shitty. A good portion of the teachers will deadname you, the food is absolute dog shit, its filled with pick-me girls and “homiesexuals”. Fights happen like every other day, it’s crazy. Not to mention the declining mental health of a good portion of these students, including myself. However, if you’re fruity, there are at least two or three other fruity kids in your classes. So you’re good there. But besides the fact that you might make some pretty good friends, this school is a raging hell.

“Hey what school do you go to?”
“I go to Ridley Middle School.”
*Slowly shuffles away

by ur-momsnew_gf March 11, 2022

Brambleton Middle School

A rich, snobby, white kid school where only 10% of the kids are actually white. Each grade is progressively worse and each comes with its own mental illness. The 6th graders are convinced that there cool, but all have an abnormal fear of both the bell and the 8th graders. They wander around with enough Starbucks to last at least 3 years and would never even attempt going to school without their daily 8 cups of coffee. The 7th graders are extremely loud and obnoxious, always trying to make everyone else jealous and convinced that the other grades care about the different "dramas" going on in their grade. They have decided that they are the most popular kids in school and thus try and act like they are leading everyone else to just be embarrassed for them. The 8th graders have given up, both on themselves and everyone else, and no longer do any sort of work in class. PBL learning means teachers don't have to teach, so it's not like anyone is learning anyway. The history teachers throw stuff around, and the English teachers have given up trying to get students to understand that plagiarism is bad. The school has only been open for a couple of years and has already been a complete failure, the kids have all given up, and the teachers all wish they didn't have to work here.

The bathrooms at my school smell like failure and vape.

Oh, you must go to Brambleton Middle School.

by respecthedripkaren October 29, 2019

Holland Middle School

Most of the kids here are too smart they take brain steriods. The remainders of the children that go here are either retards or vapists. This school is weird bc some of the jocks are smarts and some of the nerds are jocks. The pretty girls are the ones that are dumb and good at sports and the ones that wear dirty pajama pants and mockisins to school every day with the classy messy white girl bun. Most of the atheletic kids are assholes and popular. Theyre annoying and the think theyre gods. The atheletic boys are only interested in getting laid. This school is super rich and if u dont own an iPhone ur gonna get bullied. They spent a shit-load of money renovationg the school so it looks really pretty and rich. Tbh some of the kids here are actually good kids some of them are hotties and some of them are white bitches that need to stop saying the n word.

Holland middle school

by Doggidoodoo May 25, 2019

Medinah middle school

A school in Roselle Illinois; where all the boys think they're hot shit and half of them are homophobic homosexuals. The girls r super hot and pretty but they like the boys so us gays sit at home and cry. In the staff, there are some teachers that will do whatever the fuck they can to get you to fuck off and I'm pretty sure theres more 8th grade virgins than 6th grade. All in all if you want weed there's drug dealers after hours. Mr. Studts a god though.

"what school do you go too"
"Medinah middle school"
"Oh, so are you gay gay, super straight, or a drug dealer?"
"Yes."

by This ugly boi March 26, 2021

Presidio Middle School

Best public middle school in San Francisco, full of the coolest fuckers you'll ever meet. The coolest people are the 7th grader with the hair, that teacher that says things and of course that guy that talks. Also has a fucking awesome yard.

"I went to Presidio Middle School as a kid."
"Ohh, that explains a lot.."

by Yetch_ January 18, 2022

Delsea Middle School

Delsea middle school. The school were sluts and jockies run around calling eachother faggots and telling eachother to go die. Fun right? Girls will go on and on about their fuck ass uggs and pink cloths, and boys will go on about how much they want to have sex with the girls. Also, only a certain amount of students are allowed in the bathroom at once, so there is pretty much always a line in the hall. Some kids even sneak drugs and other dangerous shit in. Then there’s the nerds and artists. The shy ones. But they are literally the only nice ones in this school so if you want friends you should start talking to the art geeks and nerds.

Life in Delsea Middle School:
Delsea Boy: Omg she is so fucking hot
Delsea Girl: Omg look at my fucking uggs they are so cute!
Delsea Nerd: Hi I’m the only nice one here I’ll be your friend.
Random: nvm I’ll just leave this place is too messed up....

by Becca_Draws January 7, 2019