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Screw the Russian

An alcoholic beverage containing Screwball, Kahula and Heavy Whipping Cream. Do not consume more than 2. If more than 2 are consumed expect a PH’uck morning…
I had Juan tooooo many Screw The Russians last night and woke up Fucked up in a wheel barrow full of water with a different pair of skvies on… *Yooper and Wisconsinites only!*
by Bandit1975 August 13, 2022
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russian sidewinder

Ratchet alcohol consumption methods. When you pour up 2 shots of vodka (probably the cheap shit) and 1 shot of fireball. Drinking them in the order of vodka, fireball, vodka will be easier than just 3 shots of vodka because the fireball chases the first shot. You can also do 5 or 7 shots instead of just 3 if you're feeling retarded. Guaranteed to get the party started, get you drunk hella fast and make that $11.65 handle of whatever bottom shelf vodka you have go down easy.
I knew I would barf if I tried to drink that crown russe straight and I was trying to black out so I poured 3 Russian sidewinders at the pregame and I'm just glad I woke up with my phone and wallet this morning.
by Anal Intruder 519 October 4, 2017
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Russian Charge

Military:
Charge forward against the enemy line, and at the first opportunity, drop and hide from the Russian snipers tasked with shooting deserters. Wait to be POWed and probably fed.
These young men had little training, and no appetite for war;

Commanders behind the trenches sent them into the maw of fire, from ahead and behind, a Russian Charge.
by Bilham March 13, 2022
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Russian Daddy

Russian Daddy is 17 1/2 feet tall SOFT! Most of that height is in his enormous penis. His balls are so shrunken from the constant sex that they barely exist at all.
Russian Daddy thinks men are girls and because of this believes he is not gay.
Russian Daddy is a semen demon! He will take your butthole even if you keep it tight!
by R. Yan February 15, 2023
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Russian Torch

When one dips they dick in vodka and lights it on fire and jerks it off.
Joey made a Russian torch on Sarah’s face and now she doesn’t have eyebrows
by Lilboy127 November 17, 2018
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Russian Column

A clogged toilet usually consisting of stubbornly rigid, immovable turds.
Somebody call the janitor, we got a Russian column in stall 2.
by DirtSticks March 8, 2022
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russian raquetball

when two people are playing call of duty on xbox live and start shooting at each other like they are playing raquetball.
dude wtf are those two guys doing? "ohh their just playing russian raquetball just ignore those noobs."
by jackassjsjd February 4, 2013
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