Waking up in a haze with a unidentified woman with big hair and rolling over to finding a hot Taylor Ham, egg and cheese sandwich, then hearing over the loud speakers "gentlemen, start your engines" - CoABM
by wfo October 23, 2013
Get the jersey breakfast mug.is when fat girls or rarly males have large indents in their fatty legs and/or ass, they are called this because you are able to pore milk and cereal into them for breakfast
by betterbeaf May 4, 2009
Get the breakfast dimples mug.When a man pours a cracked egg inside his companions asshole. She then farts the egg into the frying pan, cooks it and eats it.
by Deltacash April 12, 2023
Get the Whores breakfast mug.Rat poison in the morning. Consists of:
Ugly looking pancakes
"Cereal"
Mini waffles that are actually edible
Apple juice that looks like kid friendly beer with apple flavoring.
Milk right before its expiration date.
Ugly looking pancakes
"Cereal"
Mini waffles that are actually edible
Apple juice that looks like kid friendly beer with apple flavoring.
Milk right before its expiration date.
by KiiboBestRobotBoi November 12, 2021
Get the School Breakfast mug.When you're morning wood delays until a little while after you wake up. Wake up soft and get hard a little while later.
"Damn bro, I thought the little guy died this morning, but it was just breakfast wood. He rose to smell the eggs."
by Epitemisis June 30, 2017
Get the Breakfast Wood mug.The act of stealing credit for breakfast another person made. Usually this is to gain brownie points with a potential partner in the dating scene.
by AMRAP20 July 29, 2018
Get the breakfast plagairism mug.After the bar or club, you select multiple delectable delights from the gas station as opposed to going to a restaurant for food. A stoners delight :)
Upon leaving the bar, Dj went to the gas station for a bp breakfast ,in order to quell his hunger pangs!
by Joepeoples March 22, 2017
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