Snake Chub

When you get an erection that snakes up your leg and you can feel it slowly striding along the side of your leg.

"Shit man, I'm rockin' a full blown snake chub!"

by swf6877 September 25, 2018

solid snake

to sneak in a girls house with a erection in a skin tight suit unnoticed and bang here.

dude i was so like solid snake last night to have sex with my girl.

by okemonmaster4life March 27, 2015

blanket snake

Morning wood covered by ones blanket.

What's that moving under the blanket?

Oh, it's just my blanket snake.

by Sensual Ninja October 22, 2015

fish snake

those are called eels.

eels are evil fish snake things

by I am not telling you my name March 8, 2017

snake break

The act of breaking one's male reproductive organ.

Dae Dae: Damn B! You was givin me that bomb head but just hit me with that snake break!

by Thirsty-Mah April 4, 2017

snake beater

One who uses stealth and evasion (like Solid Snake in the MGS series) while masturbating in a place that would not be a good place to be caught masturbating.

Young Tim: When I was a kid I used to sneak into my older brother's room, swipe his playboy magazine and hide in the closet while Solid Snake Beating.

Adult Tim: Late at night when my wife is sound sleep, I sneak down the hall into the den where my porn stash is to beat off in secrecy. I'm still a Snake Beater.

by FloorBageo May 16, 2014

Snake-Hog

a person who goes behind friends backs and steals

“Yo ellie did you take my brownie?”
“Yes”
“You’re a goddamn snake-hog”

by whet_whillie March 16, 2020