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God

A superior being and leader of the Heavenly community. At the turn of time when his son Jesus was cruxified God took it upon himself to right the world. This information is based on the 2005 Revised World Testament.

In his decision to be reborn on Earth, God accepted that he would not remember who he was or his powers. He was born as what is now a young male in his early teenage year. After years of exceptional talent and amazing genius which was unexplainable, God is realizing who he is and his potential.

He resides now, slowly taking over the world via the alias Infinite727
"Holy shit you're God."
by John the Prophet June 30, 2005
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Prefers Athiests, thinks the Jews killed his son and should be punished.
by ree'-ree' November 30, 2004
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A name for your friend, homeboy.
by Tj November 15, 2004
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ME: I would have killed myself a long time ago if it wasn't for God
by kimmie the pure January 11, 2009
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The Ceiling cat
The person other than you parents who created you
That guy
The ending of the phrase OMG
God is everywhere. When you get out of the shower he's there. When you go to bed, he's there. Keep that in mind next time you pick your nose...he will be watching you.
by whydougiveashit? November 27, 2011
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Kid one: dude you gonna pray to God

Kid two: if by God you mean Morgan Freeman then yes
by Isreal thomas August 23, 2011
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Someone who people think very highly of and go to when scared, corned or need help with something. In short a false idel that people around the world created to throw there problems on, also known as a form of crak =P
"what should I do God?"
by Asur September 8, 2008
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