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Phone paranoia

When sitting anywhere but a car especially with your cellphone on silent. Every slight bump and jolt seems like it is vibrating. This is especially traumatic when you actually are waiting for some important call.
Dude 1: What the hell is that guy doing?
Dude 2: The one with torn clothes and wild eyes?
Dude 1: Yeah, he's pulling his cell from his pocket every twenty seconds.
Dude 2: Oh, that's just phone paranoia.
by TheManicChipmunk August 11, 2012
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cum phone

A cum phone is when Alyssa touches her phone to type with the hand she uses to masterbate, while in the middle of masturbation.
by lolpooperaiz April 16, 2023
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Bobby Phone

When you get a mobile device in which you sell smack , crack with . The phone is used to meet Punnys and sell Bobby to also
“ lad get on the Bobby phone for us am goin me dads “
by Tuebrook Words September 2, 2023
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welfare phone

Noun. A phone, cell or land line, given to impoverished individuals by the government.
I ain't got no minutes on my welfare phone. Dont bother calling, text me instead.
by CMWA January 7, 2017
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phone drunkie

A person who spends too much time on their phone or has their head in the phone all day.

Second meaning: a person who is "drunk" over watching too much "adult films" on their phone.
Guy 1: Dude, check out this video of an elephant!

Guy 2: Ugh bro, you have been showing me so many videos on your phone, you're such a phone drunkie.

Second example;

Guy 1: I watched these hot videos on my phone all day dude, it was the best.

Guy 2: God dude, you're such a phone drunkie, just stop.
by CptSoda June 12, 2016
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Business Phone

When in the stage of talking on snapchat with 20 or more girls your phone is classified as the term Business Phone. Just snapping and not trying to get anywhere but merely sending pictures of your face back and forth is not a Business Phone. Your end goal most of the time is to get as much sex from different girls as possible (Annino method). In some cases you are narrowing down the possibility to who you want to date (Leavitt method).

What is the talking stage?

The talking stage is when both parties are interested in each other they have gone on a date or two, and yet they both still want to explore their options before picking theirs.

Both methods use the talking stage in different ways.

The Leavitt Method uses it as getting to know the girl and flirt and see how she responds and the male wants to pursue a future with them.

The Annino Method used it as a way to make the girl feel safe and then she opens up and soon enough the male has gotten his dick wet and they aren’t even in a relationship.

WARNING: The Business Phone is a cruel business and not meant for the mental stability of some people.

saying this for legal reasons.

I do not condone anyone trying what is said in this definition.
Jarret has girls at his house every night. I heard his Business Phone is bigger than 100 girls
by Patrick McMurphy August 12, 2021
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Cell phone

An amazing piece of technology that lets you talk to people on the other side of the planet, but is never appreciated.
Jim: My new Iphone is a piece of shit.
Bob: Oh yeah my cell phone is a piece of shit to.
by Toadzi11a September 1, 2013
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