ex boyfriend tears

The same definition as “male tears”.
Different word, just as funny.

Guy 1: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy 2: I’m sorry bro
Guy 1: it’s alright I saw her buy a mug that said “ex boyfriend tears” so now it’s like she’s drinking my jizz.

Guy 2: holy shit that’s funny as hell.

by The_realist_manz February 10, 2019

Kyledile tears

When you fake crying to get out of trouble in a court of law

Everyone knew he was guilty despite the kyledile tears

by GIJOSE November 15, 2021

Dorito Tear

When your penis is so large that it tears a women's vagina/mouth/anus open like a bag of doritos.

What happened to Dominic's mom?

She invited me over for some cookies and i ended up giving her Dorito tear.

by Americanjap June 18, 2011

Tear

To cut. Rip. To open food. To break apart.

To open food, tear here.

by Exersize313 October 1, 2018

Tears

the blood of the soul. when the soul bleeds you cry.

don’t waste your tears young, one day your going to need them.

by joyful coffee June 30, 2023

Tear drop

The thing that slides down your leg when you see something hawt or sexy.

Friend 1: holy shit look at how he leans against the wall
Friend 2: oh my fuck, hes hot! A tear drop just fell down my thigh
Friend 1: girl me too

Eveytime he he flirts with me, a tear drop runs down my thigh.

by UrMomLovesMe❤️ March 6, 2024

Techno-Tear

Strong emotional response to techno music resulting in happy tears and/or crying.

I remember being on the main stage of Movement watching Hawtin close out Saturday thinking to myself, I bet I could walk right out behind one of those monitors and sit down right next to one of the stage crew and no one would say anything. I later told this to my friend running the festival only for him to say I should have. I shed a very happy techno-tear that day. Was surreal.

by listen_to_detroit_techno May 18, 2020