Mad Horn

an over horny person, only thinks about hookin up, sucking cock and bucking.

Dude that girl over there is Mad Horn

by Neezy aka noel January 22, 2009

sodomy mad

When you are so mad that you want to sodomize yourself with an inanimate object, like a TV remote.

"My brother was so mad that mom cancelled his World of Warcraft account that he tried to sodomize himself with the TV remote.
He skipped sad and angry and went straight to sodomy mad."

by jared8b23 February 20, 2014

Mad Schafer

Fucking a girl and feeding her tacos at the same time. To perform a true Mad Schafer, one must also shout "Bitch, do you know why they call me Mad Schafer?" Regardless of what she responds, one must then say "BECAUSE I'M MAD!" and then proceed to force feed her more tacos.

-Variations-

The reverse Schafer: Feeding a girl tacos while fucking her from behind.

The lazy Schafer: Having a girl ride you while you feed her tacos.

The dirty Schafer: Basically the same thing as the Dirty Sanchez, except with tacos.

Dude I wanna fuck so bad, but i also want tacos" "Dude just Mad Schafer dat ass

by DontRentFromRedBox April 22, 2011

Mad cunt

Big Keg

Random: Oi Keg you mad cunt!
Keg: What butch?
Random: You are the maddest cunt out

by Big Aussie Boi November 6, 2018

Mad jacker

A person who jacks off

That dude is a mad jacker.

by Gotaday May 29, 2017

mad loot

tons of money

yo he got mad loot playing ball

by acipp July 3, 2014

Mad Petchy

A build up of anger over absolutely nothing. This anger at peak will turn the entire head the deepest beetroot red known to mankind and look like it is possibly emitting more heat than a supernova. Is often accompanied by the steady muttering "aha mmhu, aha mmhu" warning those nearby of the pending cataclysmic events to come.

The moment he saw that he was going to be asked you do something he just went off on a mad petchy.

Or

He'll have a heart attack going off on a mad petchy like that all the time.

by Mush1234 December 4, 2021