Conference Bomb

in business, when a client calls with the intent of having a conference call without prior notice. A true conference bomber will not divulge how many people are on their side of the call until they have connected with the person they wish to speak to.

Caller: "Yes, may I please speak to Christopher?"
Christopher: "This is Christopher, how can I help you?"
Caller: "This is Mary from IS support and I have Ted from accounting, Sherry from IT, Bob from networking, and our CEO on the line, we would like to discuss some issues that we are having..."
Christopher: "Damn I got Conference Bombed!"

by ncn1976 July 9, 2010

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Goose Bomb

A violent fart that lingers in the air for at least 5 minutes. Potent stench that flees into the air and stuns ones nostrils to the point of absolute extermination.

When Hulk Hogan body-slammed Andre the Giant, the fart that preceded to come out of the giant's rectum was forever known as the first Goose Bomb.

by GooseBombBrothers July 30, 2012

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anus bomb

When your on the toilet and a huge painful turd shoots from your ass at over 100MPH and breaks the toilet and your ass and you have to go to the hospital and they tell you your fine but a geyser of blood is shooting out your anus. Caused from chipoltle and laxatives. Mega anus bombs acre when some one spikes your chipotle with laxatives this will kill you.

OHHHH shit i just had my butt fall to the floor due to me eating to much chipoltle causing a anus bomb.

by rex reakts November 19, 2018

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v-bomb

extreme sexual position requiring a run up and a 6 ft drop, when the woman assumes the position (lying on her back with her legs in a v-shape up in the air, the male runs and jumps from a balcony or ledge preferably over 6ft and lands crotch to crotch on the woman.

"oh dude, i tried the v-bomb with my girlfriend last night, jumped from the landing and broke her hip, worth it though"

by nomorelogics January 20, 2014

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