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Father Marshall

A father Marshall is an intellectual species that has a human like body. It's extremely long arms and lank fingers can be devastatingly painful if touched upon by. A father Marshall, much like a burrows the death stalker or spronkledoodle cannot be seen and can hide under any innocent body. When asleep, the Father Marshall (much like freddy Kruger) can appear out of nowhere and kill you in an instance. Saying his name will summon you to him.
Man 1: FATHER MARSHALL!!!!
Man 2: Dude, are you insane. Father Marshall is going to come for us now. Oh crap, now he's coming for me.

Man 1: Haha, do you actually believe in that stupid stuff?
Man 2: Yea-....Uh.. Dude?
Man 1: Yeah?
Man 2: look behind you..
by Pewpew boom boom May 8, 2018
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Father

by Mr.porn January 6, 2018
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Father Wristmas

Where you bin, we're about to open the presents?

Got a gift from Father Wristmas!

Gross.
by Shuaman December 30, 2021
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Father Dalton

LUKE: have you seen Father Dalton
ZACK: oh yeah that guy, he’s the head of the shit show
by fraud ron October 31, 2021
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Father

Mom why don’t we have milk

Because ur father left
by Ahhhhh daddy May 23, 2022
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Father Larry

The Patron Saint of Covid. Provides protection against Covid-19 and variants.
-I feel like a pig shat in my head.
- You’re just hungover. Father Larry was at the party last night so there’s no way you caught Covid.
by butterluv December 23, 2021
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ur daughter a father

Worse than "ur mom gay", "ur dad lesbian", "ur granny tranny", "ur grandpap a trap", "ur sister a mister", "ur bro a hoe", and "ur son a nun"
Using this insult will cause people to collapse in on themselves and then explode.
Person 1: ur mom gay
Person 2: ur dad lesbian
Person 1: ur granny tranny & ur grandpap a trap
Person 2: ur sister a mister
Person 1: ur bro a hoe
Person 2: ur son a nun
Person 3:*glares at person 1 & 2* ur daughter a father
Both Person 1 & 2 instantly collapse in on themselves and explode. Person 3 is now feared by the world.
by Trontin_ May 15, 2018
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