On May 8th you could wear a squid hat to maybe get some laughs or maybe get some strange looks but it's all just for fun.
Dude 1: *Wearing a squid hat*
Dude 2: Why are you wearing a squid hat?
Dude 1: Because of its National Wear A Squid Hat Day
Dude 2: Oh cool *puts a squid hat on* now we are both wearing squid hats
Dude 2: Why are you wearing a squid hat?
Dude 1: Because of its National Wear A Squid Hat Day
Dude 2: Oh cool *puts a squid hat on* now we are both wearing squid hats
by ExoticHats May 8, 2020
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Guy 1: "Hey bro, what day is it?"
Guy 2: "It's June 8th, National Tidy Toy Day"
Guy 3: "Ah shit, I gotta go deep clean my pocket pussy"
Guy 2: "It's June 8th, National Tidy Toy Day"
Guy 3: "Ah shit, I gotta go deep clean my pocket pussy"
by Fullmetalf@g June 8, 2023
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Get the National phone sex day mug.๐ฝ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ธ๐น, ๐ธ๐ถ๐ธ๐ถ -๐ฑ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ข, ๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ข๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ .. ๐๐๐๐๐ข ๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ข๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ข.. ๐ถ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ข ๐๐๐๐๐๐..
There was this girl named genn and she would tell her friends that she would be horny but then she would be freaky with her friends .. she would kiss them on there lips and even have sex with them . But it didnโt mean anything . They were just having fun . Gen said โ today is national freaky day โ so be as freaky as you want.
by LED Lights November 23, 2020
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People are allowed to post and expose thots they've encountered during their raves.
People are allowed to post and expose thots they've encountered during their raves.
Jake - Hey bro, when's the national thot day? I wanna expose some tings!
Rian - It's Next week, on the 14th haha! Cant wait!
Rian - It's Next week, on the 14th haha! Cant wait!
by hahahabitchassnigga June 5, 2018
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Get the National punch Elliot day mug.October 30th
Celebrate your best friend/friends and spend the day reminiscing and enjoying time with them
Or just tell them how much they mean to you.
Celebrate your best friend/friends and spend the day reminiscing and enjoying time with them
Or just tell them how much they mean to you.
friend 1: hey happy National Best Friends Day!
friend 2: whatโs that?
friend 1: we just celebrate us being friends!
friend 2: whatโs that?
friend 1: we just celebrate us being friends!
by shadowbladecxd October 27, 2022
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