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by yo mamma bitch February 4, 2010
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girl emergency

A "girl emergency" is a declaration that may suspend some normal functions of the lady in question, alert those coming in contact with said girl to change their normal behaviours, or order agencies to implement emergency preparedness plans.

It can also be used as a rationale for refusing to take the girl in question seriously, even if she guarantees she is behaving rationally. Such declarations usually come during a time of natural or man-made disaster (for example: crushes), or following a declaration of girl-war.

Related: menstrual cycle.
Friend: GIRL EMERGENCY. That'll be the name of the young adult novel written about your life.

me: is this some sort of urban dictionary term of which i'm not aware? Because it probably means pregnancy.

Friend: nope. Not that I know of, anyways. Just the whole: BLUSHING AROUND GUYS! AND MY CLOTHES ARE ALLLL WROOOONG
by profoundlypaige December 14, 2011
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Crash girl

The girl you date for a few weeks after you break up with your dream girl. She's usually the one you date if you can't get the one you want. She's never the first choice.
Bethany broke up with me so I'll just date Abby (my crash girl) until she wants me back.
by Magnolia963 August 12, 2017
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ant girl

A pretty young girl with a too large forehead and big fetal alcohol syndrome eyes, resembling an ant.
Matt: Oh man, that ant girl is hot!
Ray: Yeah, I'll bet her pussy smells like a puppy's breath!
by uhclem May 12, 2010
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flappy girls

Hookers (or strippers) that shake their feet and where booby tassels.
"Are you seriously going to go to vegas and let those flappy girls dance all over you?"

"OMG Look at that Flappy girl shaking her feet over by the fish tank!"
by Bean McGoo March 20, 2008
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Swimmer Girl

A girl that is on the swim team. She will never not be talking about swimming or about how sore she is after practice yesterday. She thinks she’s better than everyone else because she thinks swimming is a more difficult sport than all the others. And in all of her usernames the word swimmer or swims is in it.
“Hey, you know that girl Brooke?”

“Yeah, she is so annoying.”
I know right? She thinks she is somehow better than everyone else just because she is on the swim team”
“Yeah she’s such a swimmer girl”
by Highschoolpeople November 16, 2019
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Raffles Girls' School

Elite secondary school to nurture daughters of a better age.
" Raffles Girls' School is one of the top all-girls secondary schools in Singapore," says Mother. " It would be a dream come true for my daughter to attend this prestigious school!"
by jennie.ruby.jane March 7, 2021
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