white knuckle monkey fist

The act of stroking one's penis with such vigorous strength and aggression that it causes one's knuckles to turn white.

Bro, it's been so long since my girl let me hit that I had to give myself the ol' white knuckle monkey fist.

by Elfistothemagnifico March 29, 2023

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White Trash

What black people don't want in the "hood"

Mickey Mouse and Yakko Warner tell Snoopy and Rarity they came to the wrong motherfucking neighborhood. Then Mickey and Yakko proceed to shank the white trash that came to their part of town.

by TiggerCelestia06 June 14, 2018

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2nd degree white

A white person that someone else regrettably brought into your life

Karen isn’t my friend, she’s a 2nd degree white.

by coralzoa January 18, 2024

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White Pony

A man of Caucasian ethnicity blessed with a cock so big he is easily comparable to the giant endowments of some Black men.

"Holy shit!" my wife shrieked in my face as my best friend dropped his shorts and joined us in the hot tub. "That's a Black man's cock! Why didn't you tell me Rob was a white pony? I would have fucked him long before now!"

by ronibarett June 18, 2024

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white girl nice

When a white girl is overly friendly to a member of a minority group in public, usually in front of their friends or some other in-group, to avoid the accusation that she is sheltered or discriminatory. A specific form of virtue signalling and/or being fake. This is different from being genuinely nice because the point is for other people to see them. Usually happens in wealthy liberal cities

*Black girl sits alone at lunch in a majority white school. White girl walks up to her*
White girl with friends nearby: "Hiiii! You seem super nice. You should add me on facebook."
*White girl walks away, black girl is still alone*
Black girl: "I wish she actually sat with me instead of being white girl nice"

by damnpeggy March 24, 2021

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