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cannonball baby

A person so stupid and who acts as if they have slammed their head against and oncoming bus repeatedly, or their mother queefed while giving birth killing many.
Used to describe anyone stupid enough to even exist.
(In warframe trade chat)
(Guy 1): legendary core for 120?! This guy is an idiot!
(Guy two): this is the kind of guy who seems like he was born a cannonball baby
by EbonyShinigami October 30, 2017
mugGet the cannonball babymug.

coconut baby

coconut baby ~ hor factory ~ a joke about Mēsōians from a far away book tale system Galaxy for abusing stories out of people in foreign galaxies.

A term used by a witch who wanted to overthrow the kingdom of heaven after she, from a sophisticated and mostly highly intelligent civilization, wanted to marry God and have the high angel man God's kids. She removed from her people's Good Book, using her abortion as emotional fuel and abuse as money from hokin women as a bank, that God can lie or be a trickster to save lost Souls, this planet is covered in bookworms with the same idea, and the deceivers among them decide who lives and who dies.

How so? She wrote a book and try to turn it into reality after being made fun of. It's not exactly the Irish. The elders of that Galaxy Lobos abusively look for a similar races to be oculz leaders too. The old story jumpstarts the nuke pizza planets and is reseeded with that story. Dancing poop writing words from injested life. A beast.
The coconut baby was swaddled in coconut until she agreed to leave her "pig fat" DNA behind.
by sinrlifemattrs October 15, 2025
mugGet the coconut babymug.

Walter(tiny lego baby)

Walter is god. He can shoot lasers out of his eyes and is all-knowing. He lives in space. He is also a lego baby.
Oh my Walter(tiny lego baby), what have you done?!
mugGet the Walter(tiny lego baby)mug.

Puchhi Baby

Pucchi baby is the best person you could ever meet. He is loving and kind to others. He doesn’t cheat and will always forgive you.
“I am scared you will cheat on me.”
What’s his name.”
“Puchhi baby.”
“Oh you are fine then.”
by Arnold add Jake November 19, 2021
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Mending Babies

The act of fucking and/or making a baby.
We were mending babies so fucking good last night.

We mended babies and now I am due in 12 weeks.
by Burntchicken.nugget October 6, 2021
mugGet the Mending Babiesmug.

bitch baby

someone who you can make your bitch real quick. someone gullible. someone little. someone not fierce. like you.
she is my bitch baby
by reettttttttttt March 8, 2022
mugGet the bitch babymug.
level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad
Person A: level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad
Person B: Okay son, can you please stop smoking pure colombian heroin?
by kisuuuuuu January 2, 2024
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