Five head

A five head is when you are able to put your hand on youre head and fits without touching youre eyebrows or your hair line.

Steve:whos that?
Mike:thats Stacy. She's got a five head
Steve:I can tell

by Wowza! Thats crazy! October 18, 2019

Poo poo Head

He’s my brother but also a poo head he’s squidgy like a teddy

Yo poo poo head

by Flackt2001 December 17, 2021

Mushroom head

When you slap the top of a womans head with the head of your penis and it puts a big stamp that looks like a mushroom on her head.

Jake: i just mushroom headed your girl
JJ: no you didnt your cappin

by MrSlappaH December 28, 2018

Heads

When a male or female is horny they want heads.

I need some heads

by Heads August 2, 2020

dime head

A pathetically sad head of fine, short hair that lacks volume and lays flat against the scalp. A person with a small head and very fine hair.

"If I didn't have this dime head I wouldn't have to wear headbands and scarves all the time."

by woman with soul February 10, 2022

chonk head

chonk head is an object/animal that is very thick and fluffy

wow that cat is very chonky! That's called a chonk head right there

by Follow @notdoge_ January 26, 2021

Permanent Head Damage (PhD)

What people with a PhD's have. First you gotta go through high school... then you gotta get your shit together and get into university you study your ass off for 4 years to get Bachelors... then you say to yourself "im really having fun killing my self, I should kill my self some more" and then you get your masters after 2 more years AND then after you are almost losing sense of reality and are having a mental breakdown you push away your last few friends and family members who are trying to bring you to your senses and then you decide to go for your PhD and then after 4 years of treacherous research you officially unlock a new power up that makes you permanently fried in the head.

Person #1: yo my prof is so weird bro.... he keep murmuring to himself when he teaches and his lecture notes don't even make sense
Person #2: Ahlie!
Person #3: yea I know its cuz he has permanent head damage (PhD), he has lost sense of reality.

by LightThief November 13, 2018