Apple's 16Gig iPod Touch, one of the most hyped and sought after iPods to date. It is often mistaken for the Jesus Phone.
by Kiyotaka October 10, 2007
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by Tweeter23 October 5, 2018
Get the the bearded jesus mug.Jesus is an internet celebrity who you can hire to say any thing you want on the website Fiverr. He will dress ina jesus costume and say your message. Many YouTubers (such as Pewdiepie, and JackSucksAtLife) have hired him.
by PickleRickle123 August 31, 2018
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Lauren : Omfg , Angelina & Brad are a total Jesus Couple !
Zaida : Totally ! They're perfect together !
Lauren : I wish I was in a Jesus Couple !
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Lauren : I wish I was in a Jesus Couple !
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by Biggg C October 8, 2016
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