Maria. A words that also sounds like diarrhea. Which is funny because Maria is the biggest pile of human shit there is. Specifically, Maria Opeka captivates the true meaning of it. She is ugly inside and out and has the most stupid dog named Cannoli which makes sense because she is the typical Italian- American. She does not really talk but just blurts out random noises. Its almost hilarious. The best way to describe Maria is that she is like a piece of popcorn kernel stuck between your teeth. I am kidding. Maria Opeka is a obsessive DILF hunter, and only in love celebrity men close far to old for her. She also experiences scenarios that have overtake her sense of reality. Maria has brown curly hair, olive skin, short, and has brown eyes. She is related to Angela who has the loudest farts.
by rydawg2828 September 16, 2021
The most amazing,gorgeous,funny,hot person you will ever meet makes your heart melt with his smile and can make a whole room stop when she walks in. He has an amazing personality and is very smart. Any person is more than lucky to have her in there life.
by good soup November 20, 2021
The best person in the world though having a natural RBF when they smile they light up any room and thier natural beauty shines
Wow Maria is very chill
by Jillyjams October 10, 2022
by submissiveandbreedablecreature December 21, 2022
A girl who everyone says is an angel but when u got to know her she was the devil but like a good devil
by urmom2648222 January 04, 2022
Maria loves a lot and she is disgustingly supper nice. She will give, give and give without asking for anything in return unless it got to with her money . She is sensitive but tough as nails ,don't let the tears fool you. You might see a crybaby but in fact that's just her leveling up and getting stronger. She forgive you but she will never forget. You never forget this Maria cause she will touch your heart and your Mama's heart.
Maria I am proud of you!
by 11.11greenridinghood November 24, 2021
A beautiful tall girl with green eyes and also elegant, makes everything she wears look great and latest in style.. She is gentle, shy, and classy. She wishes well for everyone... Her friends are lucky to have a friend like her.. I hope she'll have a beautiful life like her
Love you marmar
Love you marmar
Maria is an angel
by Toutavilain November 21, 2021