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Dark and stormy

Tom Selleck is dark and stormy which means he is handsome and very hairy.
I needed a tooth pick after getting caught in his dark and stormy crotch.
by Ditchyourgitch May 7, 2023
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blissfully dark

Ignorance is bliss while choosing to be ignorant and being happy about it keeps you in the dark about the truth which makes you blissfully dark.
"When i tried to teach karen how to change the batteries she instead decided to be blissfully dark."

"Steph wanted to stay blissfully dark about the horrible way she treats her friends."
by Lunajery July 23, 2021
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chasing darkness

by Dhhfjdowf June 20, 2017
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dark sodas

Sodas that aren't based off of a fruit or fruit flavor. Dark sodas will also (obviously) be a dark color.
Dude #1: Hey man, you want some Crush, Sprite, or Squirt? I got strawberry, grape, and orange.

Dude #2: Oh, gross. Don't you have any dark sodas like Dr. Pepper, Coke, or Pepsi?
by mischeviousMercenary August 11, 2012
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dining in the dark

Basically eating in the dark.

A new popular trend where people go to a restaurant, are seated by legally blind waiters/waitresses and eat entirely in a pitch black room.

Why? The idea is that your other senses are heightened, thus making your meal more “sensual”.

It’s more for than the experience than for the food.
Millennial: Hey man lets go to Opaque, it’s way cool.
Other millennial: oh the new dining in the dark place?
Millennial: yeah, then we can eat with our hands and no one will know!
by IvyRanch February 9, 2019
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Dark Walter

A Wet Walter performed without the consent of the partner. It is highly frowned upon.
Bro 1: I gave my girl a Dark Walter last night.

Bro 2: You’re going to fucking jail, Kenneth.
by Hans Francisco May 23, 2022
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Dark Navi

A darkened version of Link's fairy Navi from Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. She's not necessarily evil, but she's just a bitch. A cool bitch, but still a bitch.
Dark Navi: You're a dipshit.

(A common saying of hers)
by darkstarblaze99 August 21, 2013
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