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Salmoning 

When someone has the sudden urge to shit and they have to run to the bathroom almost as If it were a battle upstream. They start sweating. And often drive recklessly to get home or to the store. They try to move quickly but If they move to quickly their shit will come out.
My friend came over and we ate Chinese, that Kung Poa chicken had her salmoning on her way home.
Salmoning by alarmchrono December 17, 2018
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sacmonster

the act of being queer or not so legit to your friends. acting gay or being a sacmonster is raining on someones parade, think about it a sac+monster, SAY IT!
"hey dude, pass the remote."" no get your fatass self up and get it." "you SACMONSTER!"
sacmonster by creator of sac January 30, 2008
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so i am trash
but everyone else who is named samona is v nice
(/uwu)/<3
hi samona. wait not you, the pretty one.
samona by ghostiie February 28, 2019

Salmandingo 

The coolest, swaggest, most epic type of person ever. Hundreds of thousands of people name their children after the original Salmandingo. He is the sweetest person you'll ever meet, and accepts everyone for who they are.
He's so cool. What a Salmandingo
Salmandingo by iSpitLikeALlaa February 16, 2021
Pretty face, can easily make u feel like the only girl in the world. Teachers pet and can have a dirty sense of humour. A genius and a player. But can be reserved and his big brown eyes, u can stare at them for ages. His smile is so cute and can make ur heart smile. But also harsh and rejects and forgets all abt you. Cons: Talks too much and gets annoying, lame, acts gay when in love. But he's better than most guys and everyone's dream son, brother or husband. Bc he's perfect and recounts stories in an interesting way.
Hes perfect like a Salman
Salman by Sumarai.train November 22, 2021
Salamon is THE best and most greatest last name of all time. When you see someone with the last name “Salamon” keeps them in your life forever because they are the most pure, perfect person ever!!! Also, salamon is the best variation of this last name. If you see any other spelling run because “sala” is the best way to do it.
Hey how do you spell your last name?
Salamon
Omg you’re perfect!!!
salamon by applezandorangez November 24, 2021

Saimonize 

Solving issues or problems that causes of trolling.
I saimonized the trolls that stopped to always saying alt.
Saimonize by Saimono Word Maker March 11, 2022