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Keister Punch

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This is a type of punch that is defined by where the punch lands. In this case, the punch will most closely resemble an upper-cut punch, but instead of the lower jaw, this one will land directly on the sphincter of the colon. The hope with this punch is that the recipient's sphincter will go numb and lax, causing the victim to shit his or her self.
I waited until she turned her back and then I keister punched her so hard she shit herself. That'll teach her to say "hi" to me!
by Mr.Touchdown August 12, 2009
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dick punch

dick punch; (a gesture not an action) made towards boyfriends or exes when they behave inappropriately
"Darren didn't call me last night and bailed on dinner".
"What a douchebag, he deserves a dick punch".
by shanimal101 May 19, 2016
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Falcon Punch

The act of clenching your fist in after dousing it in alcohol and lighting it on fire, afterward you wind up and yell "FALCON PUNCH" as the fist is inserted into the woman's vagina at punching speed.
Chad: How'd your date with Alice go yesterday?
Thad: Well she wanted to try something new last night so I tried to Falcon Punch her, now she won't stop glaring at me.
by KnutKnight May 9, 2020
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Tit Punch

A slang term used to describe the act of punching someone in the breast or nipple.
Charlotte: I tit punched Monica today. She was talking shit about me.
by Sassy screaming September 2, 2016
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Chris Punch

The act of punching as one would if they were Chris Redfield from Resident Evil. Most notably using his massive and destructive biceps to epically demolish anything in his way. The Chris Punch is normally proceeded by a "whooshing" sound.
As the zombie attacked Nicholas, he Chris Punched him and exploded his head.
by execute63 January 23, 2011
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Snapper Punch

The sexual act of punching a woman in her "snapper" commonly known as vagina.
Mike doesn't just finger his women, he snapper punches them. I don't know why girls like being fist punched hard in their snapper.
by ohletsdoit October 20, 2010
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butt punch

Dude, I saw that chick get butt punched at Aaron's bachelor party.
by thepipe March 7, 2017
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