Poke Ballin'

When you get so drunk you decide to smash your balls with a potato chip clamp at the same time screaming at your ex while face timing her.

Oh jeez Robs really Poke Ballin'.

by Robsh@rd September 1, 2020

Poke

When Arctic Foxes exist. Alternatively, when they actually try and pounce on something. Usually used with the slang term "Poker" in reference to Arctic Foxes.

1.) "Look! That Poker is poking!"

2.) "That Poker is about to poke!"

by AzureAzel September 16, 2019

Poke Action

The act of administering a very thorough penial slanging.

That bitch is bad...she can most definitely get the poke action!

Man...you wouldn't believe the poke action I handed out last night!

by Ramondos February 26, 2008

Pick & Poke

Using a randomized event generator (e.g. dice roll) to determine which orifice to penetrate

while sexting, we decided to pick & poke. Rand() produced an around the world response. Looking forward to tonight!

by TBCRI September 15, 2011

Poke

It's a slang used in parts of America and the murder and drug capital of Canada (Winnipeg) and referred to being stabbed or dabbed

Hey man I don't care if you do that shit jus no rigs man I'll give you a poke

by Daoldjunkieondatconer May 10, 2019

Poke the Pineapple

When one uses their phallus to poke another person's butt cheeks, but ends up prodding their sphincter instead

Person 1: Did Barry "poke the pineapple"?
Person 2: Yes, and he took our friendship to a whole new level...
Person 1: So he's out of the friendzone?
Person 2: Unfortunately yes

by GrizzlyArsenal July 12, 2018

Turtle Poking

A term used when you have a little shit poking out of your bum.

I gotta run to the toilet, I’m turtle poking right now

by YunDaggerDick September 24, 2020