Ninja Fart

A silent fart that someone sneeeeeks in after someone else has a noisy fart, so that everyone thinks the stink belongs to the first asshole.

Innocent Bystander: Ewww Kate, that fart is rank.
Kate: Nah, that's Dani's ninja fart. She been stinkin it up all day, cuza dat nasty hamachi she be eatin.
Dani: Eh, heh heh. You caught my ninja.
Innocent Bystander: Ew Dani. Not cool.

by D.Ella Hughley June 23, 2010

cyborg ninja

he's a character from Metal Gear Solid. His identiy though is familar to Solid Snake

I am Cyborg Ninja. I am not your friend nor your enemy.

by World Domination March 11, 2005

Ninja Arachnigga

A Ninja Arachnigga is a black spider that has received ninja training. Most Ninja Arachniggas start a crime fighting life after their training. Almost every arachnigga has become a celebrity, due to their increased ninja skills and the fact that they can pose as African Americans. Usualy armed with Glocks, katanas, pump shotguns and kunais

Examples of Ninja Arachniggas

-Samuel L Jackson

-Wayne Brady (his training was not complete, thus he does not have as many ninja skills)

-Morgan Freeman (grand master)

by Gergery December 12, 2008

Hot Ninja

Sex act involving either being or dressing up like a ninja. Begin by quietly dropping out of the darkness/ceiling or creeping into a darkened room to find your girlfriend fast asleep. Quickly and quietly achieve orgasm, blowing your hot load allover her unsuspecting face. Throw down a smoke bomb and make your escape out of the nearest window using a grappling hook or some other sort of urban climbing device. Loose the ninja suit, return to the scene of the crime, and act as if you have no idea whose semen is allover her but make sure and exclaim that it is by no means yours.

Isn't she just angelic when she's asleep like that? It's like she's just quietly begging for a hot ninja.

by Richard™ February 20, 2007

Starbucks Ninja

That guy who is able to cut in line at Starbucks without anyone noticing until it is too late.

That guy just walked in and already has his coffee, he is a Starbucks Ninja!

by Ranger Mike April 1, 2009

ninja barista

An espresso machine operator with not only exceptional skill in producing the finest espresso shots and espresso-based drinks, but also with extreme dexterity, zen-like demeanor and lightning quick speed behind the bar. Generally is quiet and modest, but can deliver a killer shot of espresso.

Compare and contrast with the rockstar barista.

Before I even put down my two dollars, that ninja barista had a killer doubleshot of espresso in front of me.

by Jimmy Oneschuk July 25, 2008

ninja sex

having noiseless sex (no squeaking springs or vocals) while one or more people are passed out in the same room.

li'l B was drunk and passed out in our room. we were horny, so we had ninja sex.

by Randi Red May 16, 2004