Hair of the Dong

Having sex the morning to recover from having too much sex the night before.

Gosh Gina, my coochie hurts from the party last night with the visiting football team. Gina Sounds like you need some Hair of the Dong!

by lewbacca August 26, 2015

Hair Turban

A hair turban is a swoopy hairstyle that makes your hair look like a turban.

Girl: "That guy's hair is so thick and swoopy!"
Boy: "He has a hair turban!"

by gottaloveya August 19, 2014

Highway Hair

The look of your hair when it's blowing in the wind.

I love when the wind blows my hair when I drive my convertible, it gives me that Highway Hair look.

by wordiversal July 27, 2021

Hair share

When one person, usually with short hair or no hair, drapes the hair of another person, who has long hair, over their own head in a kind of Bobby Charlton comb-over by proxy. This can give the follically challenged the illusion of hirsuteness, even if it is only temporary.

Hey Fred, Tinas coming over, quick lets hair share so she doesn't notice I'm as bald as a coot.

by mrchatterbox August 18, 2010

Butt hair

Hair that goes up your butt

Hey u got butt hair and it smells nice

by Ur dad who got no milk April 30, 2022

Hair trap

When you expect a woman to be hot from behind or a distance based on her having the hair of someone attractive, but when you see her face she is not hot at all... A hair trap

from the back I thought she was hot but she was a total hair trap

by The double d July 7, 2015

Hair Dumpster

Hairy lady parts.

What did you do last night?

I went hair dumpster diving.

by thedcm August 14, 2011