December 5

this is the day were beautiful boys and girls are born. they're not scared to say anything to your face, which is why so many people adore them

omg she going right up to that bully she is so forward, is her birthday December 5.

by and I oop sksksksks November 3, 2019

December 3rd

People born on december 3rd are legendary motherfuckas who will do anything for the boys because you can never dog the boys and if you do dog them you shouldnt exist people born on this day also are the best boyfriends and have the biggest dicks

Bacon: you see that kid over there he looks like a legend
Brae: must be someone born on december 3rd

by Wa ge November 1, 2019

December Dump

1). The act of dumping ones significant other shortly before or shortly after December 1st in order to avoid buying them a Christmas present.

2). The time period from roughly November 20th to December 20th in which many couples part ways to avoid buying them a Christmas present.

Man my facebook feed is getting blown up by all the relationship status changes, must be the December dump.

by TayHawk December 17, 2010

December 11

National slap boys day since they always wanna slap use we do what we want tomorrow

Boy:
slap me then !!

Me: December 11!ok come on it national slap boys day and you can’t do nothing

by Nickiiiidabarbieeee December 10, 2019

December 26

The day where you give your favourite person your hoodie :) <3

Boy: “Hey babe! Its December 26!!
”

Girl: “Oh yeah!”

Boy: *gives hoodie*

by Hailee Demartino December 25, 2020

December 10

Chase your shortest friends day. If you tackle them you can get anything out of them and then run away because the short ones are always gonna come at you when you’re sleeping so keep one eye open tonight

Boy: Hey Lindsay it’s December 10 *starts chasing her*
Lindsay: AHHH MY LEGS ARE SHORT *falls and then gets tackled*
Boy: HEHE WHO DO YOU LIKEEEEE

by Imma Yeet Dino Nugget December 10, 2019

December 31st

The worst day to have a birthday. People are more likely to go out to party then be with you on your birthday. Sometimes you feel lonely and wish it was an other day so you didn't realize how sad and alone you are.

Person 1: Hey man you look upset something up?
You: Sometimes I feel like im Gods big joke
Person 1: Why is that?
You: Im always told how lucky I am for being born on December 31st and how rare it is. Yet on a day where im supposed to be with friends and family I couldn't be more alone. Like God made me on this day just to laugh.
Person 1: Oh...well happy birthday.

by Lllllslsksbdhdbdbd November 22, 2021