When jerking off at the end of your shower, having turned on the cold water only. You finish the shower refreshed and ready to crush your corporate drones and dominate the competitive landscape.
This term mostly used in startups.
This term mostly used in startups.
I’ll be 5 min late for the meeting as I’m about to have my CEO shower.
My CEO shower this morning left me energized to rule the day.
My CEO shower this morning left me energized to rule the day.
by Bossmandingo July 10, 2022
Get the CEO shower mug.When you take a bowl movement in the shower. Waffle stomp your bowl movement, then ingest said waffle.
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Jeff was a lot of things,but he was never late. To save time in the morning,he'd usually just stomp out a shower breakfast.
by Dr.Cha0s December 24, 2021
Get the Shower breakfast mug.A quick shower done without getting your hair wet, whilst leaving the door open. Often done after exercise to clean skin without drying out your hair.
by Dillywhack242 August 31, 2017
Get the porn shower mug.Refers to hygienic supplies kept in your car in order to get cleaned up after a night out. Items such as; mouth wash, tooth brush, moist towelettes, water bottles, extra clothes, crackers (after a drunken night), etc.
Amber woke up at a friends house, desperately needing to get cleaned up before she went to church with her parents. Good thing she's able to take a car shower to wash off last night's shame.
by amberlynn531 July 1, 2011
Get the Car shower mug.Mike: Hey Megan I know you're running late for work but are you going to use the shower?
Megan: Yes I am Mike, but it will just be a quick shower PDA because its better than nothing.
Megan: Yes I am Mike, but it will just be a quick shower PDA because its better than nothing.
by bongermonkeyfart October 21, 2013
Get the Shower PDA mug.When your mate says he wants to Wutang the blunt but there’s no water around. So being the pal that your are you offer to Wutang Shower him. This is where you whip out a fat pizz down your mates throat to ensure the blunt goes down with ease.
Mate 1: Ayyy mate I think I’m about to Wutang this shit.
Mate 2: Make sure we have water around!
Mate 1:No, water around here.
Mate 2: Ayyy mate, I’ll spot you this one Wutang Shower, just this time though.
Mate 2: Thanks for being such a pal!
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might just be an Australian thing
Mate 2: Make sure we have water around!
Mate 1:No, water around here.
Mate 2: Ayyy mate, I’ll spot you this one Wutang Shower, just this time though.
Mate 2: Thanks for being such a pal!
P.S.
might just be an Australian thing
by ThatHaloPlayer February 1, 2018
Get the Wutang Shower mug.A raisin shower is when you gather a whole bucket full of deer turds and raisins (and possibly coffee beans) and throw them onto your girlfriend before having sex with her. She'll be so enthralled with your penis (or strap-on if your a chick) that she won't be able to differentiate between eating raisins or turds, but she'll kick your ass later, and it will give you pleasure if you have a foot-in-ass fetish.
Dude, I gave my babe a Raisin Shower last night and she stuck her foot so far up my ass after words that I cried and used my leftover tears as lube!
by Beefboy June 9, 2014
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