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Bearded git

A completely ignorant, childish person with no manners and a beard.
by Bearded git August 22, 2022
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beard booger

A random unknown object in a person's beard ex: trash, lint, debris, candy wrappers, dead insects...
I wake up some mornings with the taste of bad decisions, and a face full of beard boogers.
by tallywacker3 December 28, 2014
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Bearded Spike

Jenna thinks Bearded Spike is better than Jeremy
by JustMeTheChick October 22, 2020
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bic and beard

When you use a razor to shave your head but leave your beard full.
Looking mean dude.. bic and beard is such a badass look on you!
by Ros Bif Sangich May 4, 2018
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Beard-Mask

Grown facial hair that is attached to the face through follicles in the skin found mostly in most male homo sapiens. Not much different than a Beard, the Beard-Mask is instead used for reasons classically inconsistent with historical practices such as; protecting the face from harsh elements, religious practices, being unable to shave from lack of resources, and mere preference. Instead, a Beard-Mask is grown to cover any number of jarring inconsistencies to the face or emotional well-being of its wearer. These reasons include: Covering the ravages of pubescent acne scars. Physical deformation of the face or neck. Having a baby-face, or youthfully juvenile appearance. Double Chin. Perceived Unattractiveness. Overall Unattractiveness. Low/ Non-Existent self-esteem.
Matt definitely wears that creepy beard-mask to cover his toxic self-esteem, not to mention, those giant welts from acne and poor hygiene.
by bentslightly August 2, 2022
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magic beard

Slang word for an unshaved vagina.
by Peppermint Time December 15, 2010
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Dixie beard

Kendall was impressed with Chad's Dixie beard when she lifted the hospital gown to insert a catheter.
by RUNR1980 March 31, 2019
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