Smurf J

Receiving a blow job from a partner with a blue mouth, such as immediately after sucking on a blue raspberry sucker.

Dude, Rachael gives the best Smurf J’s.

by catheterking June 26, 2020

Smurf Dippin

When you are banging a girl in the port-a-johns, and mid-pump, you dunk her head in the blue water.

"Did you and Ashley go to the music festival last night"

"Yeah bro, I took her ass smurf dippin."

by BenitoTortellini May 18, 2025

Smurfed

When a black guy in Bushwich NYC grabs you and spray paints your balls blue

"Dude did you hear about Alban? He tried to buy a bike in Bushwick and got smurfed!"

by Chonky Nuts October 19, 2020

Smurf

A smurf is a person who is addicted to "blues" (30 mg oxycodone pills). They spend every dollar they have on blues, and do anything they can to get another blue.

Did you spot Jim $10?... "Nah that smurf only has money for roxys"

by GerThaBear September 8, 2013

Smurfed

Smurfed is when a man puts on a condom rolls it up to the dickhead and ejaculate inside of the condom and puts it on another person's head.

Yo i totally smurfed a bitch last night!

by Quinoux December 10, 2018

Smurf

Any player on TF2 that is on the blue team, or a Noob who sucks at the game. No, not an experienced player! It's a guy who's completely useless, and likes to hide. Just like a goddamn SMURF!

GtFO this server you goddamn Smurf.

I want to be on the red team, so I can kill me some Smurfs.

by ExMachina July 20, 2014

Doinkle Smurf

Someone is a doinkle smurf if they take such a long hit from a blunt that their face turns blue. Doinkle smurfs are at every party in America.

I wish that doinkle smurf would share the blunt.

by TheSupremeConnor May 9, 2018