tutie pie

they are so cute that you can't even make the "c" sound so it gets turned into tute :)

this is when someone is so tute you want to contain them in the form of a pie and eat them all up. yum yum!

THE MOST TUTEST PERSON IN THE WORLD!

My boyfriend gives me compliments and takes great care of me, he is such a tutie pie! :D hehe

by babylovex3 December 17, 2012

Cock Pie

A reverse creme pie in which she oozes it out back onto you.

I tried to creme pie her bro but she cock pied all over me instead

by Twisticutioner May 21, 2021

Smelly pie

An individual who gets butthurt when you say something about his/her old YouTube channel. Someone who blocks people on Xbox for doing nothing and plays video games all day without leaving the house. (Daniel Zurichin)

Dang that kid is really being a smelly pie!

by Mario Joyce December 26, 2017

Cutie Pie

My special gf. She's soft, sweet-smelling, huggable. She was baked in my heart, and there she lies. When I'm with her it feels like heaven made up of candies and vanilla ice cream.

ur my cutie pie, kiss me softly <3

by piepie18 April 20, 2022

Lard Pie

Someone with a somewhat lardy physique, who inexplicably denies it.

Ted is a complete lard pie, bless his flubbery soul.

by NipNugget November 23, 2009

ham pie

post easter poop: ham, beer, potato's, candy, more beer all smushed into a pie

The ham pie that just came out of my ass was real...

by BallzDeeep84 April 13, 2020

lava pie

The product of baking 2 cups diarrhea, 3 tablespoons lemon juice, 10 cups water, 4 1/2 cups white sugar, 1 cup cornstarch, 2 teaspoons ground cinnamon, 1 teaspoon salt, 1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg.

Let bake for and hour at 350 degrees Fahrenheit. Let cool for 30 minutes and serve to thine enemies.

I baked a lava pie for that bitch Linda that lives down the road for cheating in bingo last week.

by Yaboisteez September 29, 2017