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bro job

bro job is when your bro gives you a blow.
bro 1: "hey bro, I've been really lonely every since my girlfriend broke up with me..."
bro 2: "oh really? don't worry, I gotchu. lemme give u one of my famous bro jobs."
by bootsbot123 August 13, 2019
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bro scarf

bro scarf is when a guy wheres his shirt only around his neck, not through the sleeves, creating a scarf appearance.
Sammi: I saw Jorge at the gym today and he was totally wearing a bro scarf.

Alex: Typical tool move, Jorge.
by Hoes not bros November 4, 2013
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bro tits

Bro tits are similar to moobs, the result of overworked pecs.
Hey Carl, check out the bro tits on Jerry. He's totally been busting out those pec reps.
by jeromius September 15, 2010
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bro-ordinate

The verb to bro-ordinate is bro-terminology for planning a homosocial or "bro" event or gathering of any size. This would include texting, calling, or facebooking a number of "bros," inviting them somewhere to play gamecube, drink light beer, and watch sketch comedy clips on youtube.
-Yo, bro, could you call Bill and bro-ordinate for the hockey game? Then we could go listen to the new Jack Johnson cd up in my room.

-dude, don't let George bro-ordinate for the gamecube party. he's totally lame and nobody likes him.

-do you have any plans tonight? not yet, but I'm about to bro-ordinate some with my bro Bilderberg on the phone.
by familyguyfan6969 May 7, 2009
mugGet the bro-ordinatemug.

Mall Bro

A new breed of "Bros" whom sprang up around 2004.
Mall Bros are known for being seen at some sort of "Skateboard Apparel" store in a Mall.

The Term Mall Bro was created by the fact that anything that these individuals wear can be found in you're local mall.
Mall Bros Usually wear some sort of new area hat and have pierced ears with the ever so popular diamond earings.

All over print sweat shits are popular with the Mall Bro and can also be identified by their brightly colored sneakers (Usually Nike dunks or DCs) or trendy Mall shirts like Famous Stars and Straps or whatever skateboard reality tv show is on mtv during that time (Rob and Big / Bam).

Don't be mistaken Bros and wiggers are two completely different things, Mall Bros can also be seen with excessively tight trendy Krew jeans or the excessively baggy jeans.
by KRSS December 27, 2007
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Bro-ditch

When a bro ditches his other bros for another activity.
Usually when a bro-ditch is performed, the bro-ditcher receives some form of punishment from his bros.
"Dude, you just bro-ditched us... that's a hit in the balls from all of us!"

"I can't believe you bro-ditched us for that whore!"
by Teepoo July 13, 2007
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Bro-Over

A bro-over is experienced whenever you and your bros have a crazy late night, full of not-drinking, not-smoking, and not-having sex, because you are too sXe for that sort of thing.
Yo man, why you so tired?" "I'm suffering from a hardcore Bro-Over" "Oh, the booze got ya?""Dude, XstraightedgeX for life.
by punkguitarcovers May 30, 2010
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