quitter socks

long stocks that won't stay up (usually because the elastic has worn out, or they are cheaply made).

It's cold out and alls I got left are these cheap quitter socks.

by Danielle Williams July 23, 2008

lucky sock

A lucky sock is what you use to clean up all the cum you got everywhere, you fucking messy shit

"Shit! I gotta go find my lucky sock and fix this!"

by Salami Toast March 17, 2017

sock crumbs

the stuff that stays on your feet after pulling off a sock

Joe looked at his feet and noticed that he had sock crumbs on his feet

by Mister_E March 13, 2010

Nike socks

A sock that you use to cum in

Max:my Nike socks was Gooey
DJ:did you cum in your sock again

by Jsfkhkxmckbke April 9, 2021

Sock Barnacle

An unwanted lesion attached to one's sock, typically as a result of stepping on Floor Schmeg. Barnacle material may be composed of: pasta, lint, cracker particles, gum, cheese, mulch, pine needles, cat litter or sawdust.

My cat keeps dragging his litter through the house giving me constant cat litter sock barnacles. I might have to put Mr. Fuzzyballs down soon.

by Morty Nickels 2.0 December 28, 2019

Socks lesbian

A particularly frumpy, average-looking Irish woman in her 30s or 40s. Usually has a fondness for wearing faded t-shirts featuring logos of bygone music festivals, ill-fitting boot-cut jeans and hoodies. Tends to drink pints of Guinness and eat copious amounts of processed pork products. Alongside the staple music of choice, The Saw Doctors, the typical socks lesbian also listens to middle-of-the-road music such as Coldplay, Ed Sheeran, The Eagles etc.

Tom: Jesus! There's a serious smell of ham and Guinness farts in here!
Gerry: Yeah, sure the Saw Doctors are playing tonight. The place is full of socks lesbians!

by Cabage_master November 20, 2018

Plop sock

When your friend send you a picture of his penis in a sock.

Dude AJ gave me a plop sock last night and now I’m uncomfortable and aroused.

by KingFen July 19, 2018