sexy potato

When a person who usually dresses and looks very plain or frumpy gets all sexy in sexy clothes, hair or makeup but doesn't impress you because you remember what the person usually looks like.

After Mertyle changed her usual look of sweats and baggy t-shits, she looked like a sexy potato at the party with that big hair, fake eyelashes and low cut dress.

by Ingrid Carlos December 19, 2008

bunk potatoes

when somthing dissapoints you and you need something to say

hey man i just got crabs from the asian hooker

man thats bunk potatoes

by tucker max May 4, 2007

Potato IQ

A name given to someone who has an IQ equivalent to that of a potato

"You know Amber? She did some dumb shit, so now I like to call her Potato IQ"

by SoapWasGod April 18, 2018

Space potato

Giant potato shaped pods found in half life 2: episode 2 that come from xen and attempt to consume eli.

OMG! Look at that massive space potato! It's eating eli! Oh no! Shame I can't shoot is, as this is a cutscene to make the game more dramatic!

by eiwets666 March 12, 2011

Cunt Potato

A girl who is acting like a cunt and is from Ireland

Yeah shes hot but shes a total Cunt Potato

by mastodonPenis March 3, 2015

Potato Pancakes

Sex.

Jamie: Potato Pancakes! RIGHT NOW!

Marty: Hellz yeah, Bitch!

by FCR.com March 10, 2010

Potato Head

a legitimate idiot. this person is a complete fatty that is a straight up unco at everything and can not do anything right.
a straight up sped who is pretty useless.

My brother is a potato head.

by LittleStoleYourMcNuggets March 25, 2019