high as christ

when you’re the most fucked up you’ve ever been

cam: i’m high as christ
ben: r u christing me?
cam: that’s something i fear i am not christing about

by diarrhena July 12, 2021

High School

That place that is heavily stereotyped but you think those stereotypes are all just lies and jokes until you go there and realize everything you have heard is true.

Freshman #1: Dude my older brother who goes to college told me not to try to date anyone in my first year at high school because all the freshman girls date older guys and older girls will never date younger guys, thought he was lying but he was telling the absolute truth.

Freshman #2: I know right, even if there is a desperate, butt-ugly upperclassman, freshman girls seem to think hes crazy hot and date him.

by That Kid You Don't Know... March 4, 2013

Book High

The feeling of euphoria and anxiousness you get during/after reading a book.

BIIIITCH IM ON SUCH A BOOK HIGH RIGHT NOW I CANT THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE SHIIIIIIIIIIII

by Authorazy April 21, 2018

high-tank

v: the act of relieving your bowel movements in the flush tank of another person’s commode

I know Brian high tanked my shitter last night because my water was all brown when I flushed.

by jayman March 3, 2004

Camp High

The euphoria you feel after going to some sort of sleepaway camp

Everything's different when you're on a camp high.

by StayJoven July 19, 2011

Piss High

pronounced pis hahy. It is often said with the two words slurred as one.

Piss High is used when an individual is high out of their fucking mind. Their motor skills are delayed and they bug about absolutely nothing or simply sit on the couch with a severe case of the munches. Essentially, it has the same meaning as "piss drunk" without the throwing up and the nonsense of alcohol.

Girl #1 "Is he driving?!"
Girl #2 "He should not be driving! He is piss high!"

by Jelby Sherlman January 13, 2010

high school

A disgusting and parasitic institution that destroys any hopes and dreams you may have. The students are a bunch of fucking assholes who's only goal in life is to get drunk, pick on the "unpopular" kids and experiment with drugs. Whoever tells you that high school was the best four years of their life were either rich, attractive, smart or popular. Once you get into college, you will realise what a joke and complete shit of an institute high school really was and whatever you learned in those shitty and awkward four years won't count for shit in the real world.

high school will suck your blood and soul out of your body in the most painful and brutal way possible

by Samsteve98 March 7, 2017