dead as a missing schoolgirl

someone/something that is clearly doomed

This is your captain speaking, with our remaining engine having burst into flames I can inform passengers that they are as dead as missing schoolgirls

by butt weasel August 29, 2003

Miss nude America

The winner of the Miss nude america pageant where the contestants have to compete nude.

Did you see who got to be miss nude america?

by Deep blue 2012 October 1, 2009

I miss you

Nicolle misses Jaime the most

An example would be when Nicolle says "I miss you"

In this case, Nicolle misses Jaime MOST, more than Jaime misses Nicolle.

by Snuggle-roo March 13, 2022

I MISS THE RAGE

A rap song made by playboi carti Mario Judah and trippe red often used by spammers to annoy the hell out of people and example ⁉️I MISS THE RAGE ⁉️ But imagine that over a hundred times and still going

Spammer: yo do you know what i miss
Person getting spammed: what

Spammer: ⁉️I miss the rage ⁉️

by Hamadebop June 29, 2021

The missed a spot shave

"Missed a spot shave" refers to when a lady shaves her legs mindlessly and does not pay attention to accuracy, causing her to miss a spot. Very common amongst those who haven't been shaving for long.

I can't wear a skirt today because of the missed a spot shave I have going.

by Awkward sausage April 15, 2017

Miss Samantha Darvelle

She ain't FAB

That's very Miss Samantha Darvelle

by Fab Darling you won't know me November 21, 2021

Miss Claudia Wong

A highly skilled teacher for Oak Academy, known as Miss Wong she is famous for being the second best Oak Academy teacher. Following behind Miss Al-Hanoosh

Wow I can't wait to meet Miss Claudia Wong!

by trishistoofishy88 July 4, 2021