the absolute worst game on the market, it used to be an ok game and had an okay community but now IT HAS INFESTED EVERY SCHOOL AND IF YOU SEE A PERSON FORTNITE DANCING IT IS 100% ACCEPTABLE TO PUT A BULLET IN THEIR HEAD.
Friend: "yo, is that a fortnite player?"
me: "wait a sec dude," *caps the person in the head".
cop *sees me kill a kid* "oh, that is fine" keep on walking you two".
me: "wait a sec dude," *caps the person in the head".
cop *sees me kill a kid* "oh, that is fine" keep on walking you two".
by the realj June 4, 2019
Get the fortnite mug.
Lads are obsessed with it and think their class posting it as there streaks and their snapchat story, when nobody gives a fuck. Played by horny lads that will probably stay a virgin cause they pay more attention to the game than their partner.
Girl 1 - I broke up wih my boyfriend
Girl 2 - oh my god why ?
Girl 1 - he would rather play fortnite . shooting people and get turned on by girls that clearly had a boob job or shoved pillows up there arse I hate that game so much
Girl 2 - oh my god why ?
Girl 1 - he would rather play fortnite . shooting people and get turned on by girls that clearly had a boob job or shoved pillows up there arse I hate that game so much
by Ihatefortnite May 12, 2018
Get the Fortnite mug.A: "Yesterday I just got 3 wins in Fortnite..."
B: "Wait, do you hear something? IT'S I DONT GIVE A CRAP!"
B: "Wait, do you hear something? IT'S I DONT GIVE A CRAP!"
by -R-A-D-O-N- September 2, 2019
Get the Fortnite mug.
by Fortgay16 December 3, 2020
Get the Fortnite mug.