digi-crush

A digi-crush is someone who you have a crush on, on the internet.
Most of the time you can't see them in real life or talk to them, due to distance or your insecurities. If so, her account becomes Fap Material.

"Dude, I have such a digi-crush on this columbian thicc girl!"
"You don't have the guts to text her and she's probably with a 60 year old sugar daddy anyway."

by TrueGopnik May 14, 2019

Crushed the Muffin

Euphemism for sexual intercourse; specifically with a female. Alternatively, when you buy a muffin for later and is destroyed due to being left in a soft sided container.

"Dude, I heard he totally crushed her muffin last summer... that's why they don't talk anymore."

"Awww, I crushed the muffin... I really wanted that..."

by Ablearcher013 August 13, 2020

crush-itis

When you keep falling in love with every girl you see. Serious cases can even make you like your own SISTER!!! common in boys ages 10 - 25 years old

Person 1: Oh my gosh! She's so hot. And that girl there; she's my soul mate! And her...
Person 2: Sheesh! You need to see a doctor; you've got crush-itis!!!

by Dr. Kaybien November 28, 2020

Guy Crush

The acknowledgement by a straight man that if he were gay, he would have a crush on the guy in question.

I have a guy crush on young Michael Beihn. If I were gay, I would totally date him.

by AtheistMetal March 18, 2021

committed crush

When you can't experience romantic feelings for another because your mind is occupied by your crush.

"So, what so you think of Carlos?"
"I'm done with Carlos. Im in a committed crush with Avery now"

by 3mane October 12, 2017

The Rush Crush

Cheap rich bastards who cut corners and get people killed

Make sure you do all your safety system checks, you don't want to get caught up in The Rush Crush because you half assed it.

by WRabbit42 June 24, 2023

Your crush

Me ;)

Jenna: Yo, who’s your crush
Brooke: Like I’d tell you, bish.

by Pen~Guin October 1, 2022