Bathroom booking

The moment when wiping ones ass that the toilet paper rips and you inadvertently put a finger on or in your brownie hole, thus allowing you to leave your fingerprints on the paper like a jail booking.

Everytime I use one-ply toilet paper I give myself the bathroom booking.

by Donkeysdong July 26, 2018

Fully Booked

A term used in reference to sexual activity; when the receiver has all holes full!

Katie was fully booked last night! I was in her mouth, Jamie in her butt and Jake in her fanny!

by t-rex lover xxx December 11, 2016

Nut book

A book that has data of every time you have nutted

Oh yes, that’s my nut book I haven’t seen it in years.

by CommonWhiteBoi January 6, 2019

a cover is not the book

A cover is not the book is a song by Emily Blunt. Its from Mary poppins returns.

"A Cover Is Not The Book so open it up and take a look,"
"Under the covers one discovers that the king may be a crook,"

by Lucyiscoming August 14, 2021

piece book

a graffiti practice book

The cops are jacking for piece books, gtfo

by dibstar August 12, 2010

Book On Tape

An audio recording of a book being read aloud. Historically, the term was used to reference a book reading recorded onto a cassette, hence the term "on tape". Although cassette tapes are no longer commonly used, the term "Book on Tape" in the modern day can refer to any medium of audiobook recording (CD, Radio, streaming platforms).

I need to find a good book on tape for my long road trip!

by AG41 July 11, 2023

Throne booking

The act of scrolling through ones feed, responding or wall monitoring while on the toilet.

Brian: "You have anything to read in your bathroom"
Matt: "If you had an iPhone you'd be throne booking right now"

by ididthat October 25, 2011