banana dangle

When you rest your penis over a balcony and let it fall downward.

Hang on, I'm going to banana dangle over this railing.

by BeeTleet August 19, 2014

Banana Jamboree

Code word for bj.

Some girl gave Billy a Banana Jamboree.

by All the pseudonyms are taken May 13, 2009

packing bananas

The act of attempting to do something that has no chance of success. Everyone knows that packing a banana for lunch, trip, car drive sounds like a good idea, but is impossible to accomplish without it getting bruised, brown and damaged, even if it's never touched.

The act of doing something completely hopeless.

Steve was trying to make his wife happy but he was just packing bananas. Everyone knows wives are never happy.

Joe: "Dude. You think she'll give me a blow job?"
Chet: "You're packing bananas."

by DudeChet April 19, 2011

banana fuck

When one tends to fuck you with a banana and you have a orgasm.

Sally: John gave me the best banana fuck last night.

Jen: He also banana fucked me!

by LOPI February 17, 2014

the Banana Check

The Banana Check consists of taking a perfectly ripe yellow banana and inserting 1/5th of it into your anus to determine your need to take a shit. If it comes back clean, then there is no need. If it comes back brown, it's time to go.

Rafael was about to leave when he felt pressure build in his stomach. Rafael did the Banana Check to determine if he had to shit or if he just needed to pass gas. The Banana Check came back brown signaling the approaching shitstorm.

by BaconBlitz May 21, 2020

Banana Foster

When you rub bananas over your penis then receive oral sex.

Man my girl came over and gave me the best banana foster!

by Keshyrae August 25, 2015

toilet banana

Probably, the term used for poop by drunk scientists.

Einstein: “Hey Newton, Don’t forget to flush your toilet banana!

by xTexasJockx1 May 20, 2019